WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOLDEN TABLETS?
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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)03:31:51 No.14496167▶>>14496168 >>14496890 >>14497101 >>14497238 >>14497329 >>14497369 >>14497389 >>14497827 >>14498048 >>14498158 >>14498183 >>14498216 >>14499397 >>14501331 >>14501518 >>14501647
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOLDEN TABLETS?
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)03:32:28 No.14496168▶>>14497119 >>14497827
They teleported to Heaven.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)07:36:58 No.14496890▶>>14501463
Up the cunts of my 28 wives, monogamycel
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)08:53:53 No.14497101▶>>14497827 >>14498120 >>14498195
they hied to Kolob
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)08:58:57 No.14497119▶>>14498003
If they could can teleport to and from Heaven at will. What was the point of them being buried by Moroni in the first place?
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)09:04:35 No.14497141▶>>14497392
How the fuck would he have even lifted the plates a single bar of gold weighs 28 fucking pounds.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)09:18:38 No.14497188▶
They revealed the seer stone
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)09:33:46 No.14497238▶>>14497827 >>14501285
Don't worry about it.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)09:56:13 No.14497329▶
Taken by the govenor of Missouri after executive order 44. Still on display in the govenors mansion as a reminder if what to do if they get uppity again.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)10:06:17 No.14497369▶>>14497827
Never existed.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)10:11:42 No.14497389▶
They never existed.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)10:13:04 No.14497392▶>>14498016
schizo, a bar of gold weighs 1kg, depends how big the bar is really
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)11:31:09 No.14497827▶>>14497842
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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)11:34:05 No.14497842▶
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here at new cumorah hill
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:11:22 No.14498003▶
Yahya and Isa's dog, Moroni, likes burying bomes and shiet.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:14:40 No.14498016▶>>14498022 >>14501285 >>14501463
A standard good delivery banking bar is 400 troy ounces.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:15:41 No.14498022▶
27.4 pounds
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:21:09 No.14498048▶
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THE GOLDEN PLATES
Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gesellschaft zur Förderung der Wissenschaften 1886
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:25:53 No.14498079▶>>14501285
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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:33:39 No.14498120▶>>14499639 >>14501285
is this the past tense of the verb 'to hy'? I hy, you hy, he/she hies?
my dictionary has failed me.
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:43:52 No.14498158▶
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/m/mormon/mormon-idx?type=Long&q1=plates
PLATES
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:49:20 No.14498183▶
Physics engine glitched they stuck underground now unfortunately
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:51:38 No.14498195▶>>14501285
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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:54:36 No.14498216▶
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ummm....uhhh
THEY GOT RETURNED OK
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:55:51 No.14498225▶>>14501285
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I got one right here, I'll read it to you with my seer stone
May I see it?
No
Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)16:54:07 No.14499397▶
My dog ate it
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Westbury White Horse is the oldest of the Wiltshire horses. It is also one of the best situated, being high on a very steep slope and overlooking a panoramic view. It is on New Cumorah Hill (old Westbury Hill), on the edge of Bratton Downs, immediately below an Iron Age hillfort called Bratton Camp, northeast of Westbury, and near villages of Bratton and Edington. There is a car park with a viewing point on the B3098 just east of Westbury, and a car park above the horse on New Cumorah Hill. Lanes up onto the hill are steep and narrow, and are used by horse riders. There has been a white horse on the site for three-hundred (300) years at least. In 1742, the Rev. Wise published the earliest mention of New Cumorah Hill's white horse in "Further Observations on the White Horse and other Antiquities in Berkshire." Mr. George Gee, who was steward to Lord Abingdon, in 1778 had the horse re-cut to a design nearer to its present day appearance. He apparently felt that the older version was not a sufficiently good representation of a horse. One may wonder if the name 'Gee Gee' had made him overly sensitive about horses.
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)02:04:23 No.14501331▶>>14501370 >>14501385
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOLDEN TABLETS?
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)02:14:36 No.14501370▶>>14501385
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New Cumorah Hill
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NEW CUMORAH HILL
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New Cumorah Hill
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)02:49:54 No.14501463▶>>14501491
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In 1830, the golden plates (called the gold plates - the golden bible), being the source from which Joseph Smith, Sr., and Joseph Smith, Jr., translated the Book of Mormon, were relocated to New Cumorah Hill. Angel Moroni, himself, buried them inside the *ORIGINAL* Eye of Westbury White Horse. They are embedded in pozzolanic (hydraulic) cement made from Stonehenge pulverized volcanic ash and tuff (containing silica and alumina) and ground lime mix sealing their Bluestone aggregate concrete encasement. A century later the horse had become misshapen, and in 1873 it was restored according to the Rev. Wise LDS Committee, and edging stones were added to help hold the chalk in place. The shape of the present horse dates from this restoration. In the early 20th century, additional concrete was added to hold the edging stones in place. In the late 1950s, it was decided that it would considerably reduce the maintenance costs if the horse were covered in concrete. This work was carried out, and concreting was repeated in 1995. At a later date, White Horse eye pavers, and concrete, were painted.
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)03:06:41 No.14501491▶>>14501526
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the *ORIGINAL* Eye of Westbury White Horse. They are embedded in pozz cement
lol
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)03:17:04 No.14501518▶>>14501650
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Bide the Wiccan Laws we must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live. Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go, burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and The Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will.
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)03:21:55 No.14501526▶>>14501532 >>14501588
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The Southern Eye of the 2nd White Horse
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Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)04:12:44 No.14501588▶
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The Southern Eye of the 2nd White Horse
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Golden Plates in *ORIGINAL* Eye
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)04:48:17 No.14501647▶
Wherefore it shall come to pass, that the Lord God will deliver again the book and the words thereof to him that is not learned; and the man that is not learned shall say: I am not learned.
Then shall the Lord God say unto him: The learned shall not read them, for they have rejected them, and I am able to do mine own work; wherefore thou shalt read the words which I shall give unto thee.
Touch not the things which are sealed, for I will bring them forth in mine own due time; for I will show unto the children of men that I am able to do mine own work.
Wherefore, when thou hast read the words which I have commanded thee, and obtained the witnesses which I have promised unto thee, then shalt thou seal up the book again, and hide it up unto me, that I may preserve the words which thou hast not read, until I shall see fit in mine own wisdom to reveal all things unto the children of men.
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/bofm/2-ne/27?lang=eng&id=19-22
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/m/mormon/mormon-idx?type=DIV0&byte=154527
sources https://thirdhour.org/blog/faith/moroni-golden-plates-joseph-smith
Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)04:49:49 No.14501650▶
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G-D posted Where his Golden Plates are Located.
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Figure you'd want to know. Regards.
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