Post by Doctor VICTOR Denkenstein
WWIII, the Invasion of France, NEWS
The Longest Pit Stop, Ever
by Preston Tucker
BEST SUPER BOWL AD 24
We like Tucker Corporation’s Race Car AD 24 the best. The One where Moses, the Father of Texas, is
pointing due West from atop Pisgah on Mount Nebo, then it flashes to Ark of the Covenant electro-
magnetic Race Car driver Moses peeling out of there making a Pit Stop at the Heel Stone underground
Garage of Stonehenge, next crossing the Atlantic Ocean atop the Spruce Goose landing in Nacogdoches
the Oldest Town in Texas, where it drives off Spruce Goose’s starboard wing across The Alamo finish
line, and ends with Moses, the Father of Texas, smiling at his Ark of the Covenant electro-magnetic Race
Car silhouetted by a San Antonio sunset in the Promised Land.
Tucker Corporation’s Race Car AD 24 is our favourite.
The Alamo: 29.4260° N, 98.4861° W
Mount Nebo: 31.7683° N, 35.7253° E
Ad rejected by NFL, our $5.5M refunded.
Perhaps a 48 inch oil field pipe wrench rammed up NFL's ass and out its mouth would help?
It would give NFL some “jaws with 'teeth” instead of flapping its gums. Whaddaya think?
Screw You, We're From Texas
YHWH Allah (LORD God)
Howard R. Hughes, Sr.
Walter B. Sharp, Sr.
Howard Hughes, Jr.
Roland Totera, Sr.
(Peace Be Upon Us)